5SS-PsychoWiLL's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3]

Another ACE!

Although Disasterlabs hasn't been the most structured entertainment website, this film makes up for it! The random humour was hilarious, and more of a... well, I won't give away any secrets! LOL times 3!
AH wins again!

[The Epileptic Soldier]

Ever heard the word 'INACCURATE'?

There are so many inaccuracies, I had to give the Humour a 1.
First, why is the character holding the gun into the ground in the 'intro' picture? Second, it's not all epileptics who are photosensitive- that's when they go into a seizure due to flashing lights. This war is obviously fictional: Why are they using trench warfare?
Also, the whole premise makes no sense: epileptics are not permmitted in the military. At first, I thought it may have been some alternate... world. You confirmed my first theory with Bush and a PSP. I don't think you know what seizures look like, because that isn't it.
Also, you may want to redo the loading bar- it doesn't work.

[Captain Planet Adventure]

EEw.

Even the real Captain Planet was a better cartoon than that. That was so slow I wanted to shut the window several times. However, I wanted to see what might happen. The predictable ending was angering. Oh. How angering.

[DHSKJHFJSFSSFSG]

Ugh.

I see you can use Swiff, or whatever. That's not saying too much, as your Flash abilities need a lot of work.

FJDSJHDWSREWVDSJHXDB responds:

Heh, so true. I don't really appreciate the zero though.. But I suppose Ill try harder next time.

["Target Practice"]

Meh

Everyone is trying to be so moral. They just can't take graphics spilling red?

Well, taking things too far is often 'controversial'. In a free society, I don't see why this should be dissallowed. Other than it's just stupid.

[Pixar]

OMG! Hilarious

...ly bad.

I was expecting a good animation, with a maybe quality 3D feature.
Boy. Was I wrong.

I don't see how this is at all humorous- While PIXAR created their jumping lamp short, it didn't have to make sense- because that was about all you could do back in the 80s. But this. This is just dumb.
It was too slow to even look like 'it'.
Since this was a Birthday card, why didn't you do the same thing, only instead of PIXAR, use the person's name.

Rubber-Donkey responds:

It's funny cuz the lamp dies :P Guss you have to be little less sufisticated to find humour in it.

[Nazis In Our Days]

Meh- Ok I guess.

Your attempt could've been better; maybe some more extreme ironies; nonetheless, not too bad an attempt. The animation was pretty weak.

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

I can't accept this as serious.

Tracing, repetition- well, you DO know how to attract an audience.
Although, you don't have any shame towards it do you?
Yech.

TmsT responds:

Awww how cute, you think you're an animator. Too bad your movies all suck.

[chucky norry]

Meh.

Was it because you didn't set the sound to stream? Was it because your frame speed was only 12 FPS? These reasons, and more, could be why it's not in sync. If you can't create something more professional, then perhaps you don't deserve to win this prize.

tacotacotaco responds:

stream, probably. 12 fps, don't think so. i haven't done a 12fps flash since my first stick animations dude. its 24 fraames per second and if you couldn't tell that from watching the first 7 seconds of it, then you shouldn't be trying to give technical advice.

[8-BytchFyveIsABytch]

AHAHAHAHAAHAH! Hypocrite!

"Wow. Just Wow. I hope Misteroo takes drastic measures to destroy this fiend."
I said that.
Okay, so; you want to make some Flash animation, eh? Well, first, you should learn to create your own people. You may think that it'll please the author of your favourite Flash to see people who enjoyed their ideas recreated in Flash. Most people don't. So, you're just making a mess of the internet- causing people to think this is actually Misteroo's work, when It isn't.
I don't even think you realize what it is. It's a sprite movie. Why? Because you've copied images from something else, and used them out of context. However, tributes are worse. They are like a lie- making people believe you can do things you actually can't. Perhaps you can animate, but it wasn't proven. All that was proven was that you're a hypocrite.